Maybe I read too much sex in my romance, but I didn't find this collection of short stories all that hot.The scenarios were all different, but the action was basically the same. "He ate me out." "He tapped out the bottom of my ass." WTF? The author, Zane, refers to everyone and everything as an ass.
This is my favourite: Dayum!
Blech. Another thing I didn't like was a vast majority of the stories ended in "we've been married 5 years now." No story stuck out in my mind, because they all felt the same.
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"He ate me out." "He tapped out the bottom of my ass." WTF? The author, Zane, refers to everyone and everything as an ass.
LMFAO!!!!!!!! I should buy this for the netertainment value alone. lol.
Ames- I think 2 phrases should be your headline for your blog. LOL!
I'm not going to be looking this up anytime soon.
Thanks for suffering for us!!
Sandie
There's NOTHING worse than boring eortica. But thanks for the head's up: I won't waste my money on this one! ;)
lol! you crack me up! i recently read bad boys ahoy by sylvia day and while i realize it's a different genre, i have to tell you, the overuse of the words fuck and cock ruined the story for me.
"let me suck your cock" totally reminded me of the adam sandler cock-n-balls skit. hee hee
Wow, I don't know whether I'm just feeling nauseated or what but the words 'he ate me out' pretty much make me want to vomit.
Emma Holly's recent release was called All U Can Eat and I can't buy it. I just can't. Stupid but still.
CindyS
Have never read a book by this dude (i'm assuming someone who refers to everyone as an ass is a guy). But i always see his huge erotica(?) staring at me at the UBS. Like i find headless dudes sexy. *rolls eyes*
I don't like novellas much LOL. I find it hard to warm into characters i just met and then after 70 pages they're already ready to say goodbye. What? That sucks. I prefer my books longer and yes, hot sex scenes are always welcome :-P but please have some good foreplay and orgasms, and yes, plot too. Geesh.
Oh the horror!
Mailyn, it's not worth it. LOL
Sandie-you're welcome. :P
Amarjaa-no problem
Holly-Adam Sandler is not the image you want in your head while reading erotica. LOL
CindyS-I've read All U Can Eat (just never reviewed it yet) and it was good. But what an awful title!
Harlot-Zane is a woman! Blech, awful awful stories. I'm not liking the shorts either-give me big, meaty...novels anyday. :P
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